Oct
10
2006
It is supremely gratifying to be thought of as a high school student even if the remark did come from a grey-haired octogenarian.
I woke Brandon up the other night to tell him about my scary jack-o’-lantern dream in which pumpkins attacked him, my mother and I. I’m still debating whether to get pumpkins for the front porch.
Girls on campus: Just because you can squeeze into a size 14 doesn’t actually make you a size 14.
Accidentally putting twice as much water into the automatic tea machine will cause said machine to violently overflow all over the kitchen floor.
Never, ever turn on the oven with a pan and plastic spatula inside.
