Urban Dictionary Meme

I got this from my sister on MySpace, but I thought it’s be fun to pass around. Here are the rules:

1. Answer the survey question and then look up your answer on www.urbandictionary.com and paste one of the definitions found there along with your answer.

2. Post it on your blog and include illustrations if you like.

3. Link to the person who tagged you and tag more blogs if you feel so inclined.

Here’s mine:

1) Your name?: Rachel.

“A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi. She impressed everybody in the meeting. She’s such a Rachel.”

2) How old are you: 29

“29 is akin to, in the words of most, “Humping a Humpback whale. The 2 from sideways looks like a whale’s hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.”

3) One of your friends?: Lisa

“A very attractive kind of the female gender who has a sultry gaze and a great figure. Lisas are usually attracted to common types of carbohydrates and will devour them vigorously if let loose without caution. Extremely attractive.”

4) Where will your next vacation be?: Hocking Hills (for our one-year anniversary in July). Hocking Hills wasn’t in the dictionary, so I typed in “woods” instead.

“Incarceration Term-Used to describe whites in prison/jail. Short for peckerwood, a derogatory term used to portray dumb white boys. Much like redneck.”

5) Favorite Food?: Veggie Samosa

“Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won’t do that again now will we? Needless to say, they’re radtastic.”

6) Hometown? Milford

“a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.”

7) Word to describe yourself?: Creative

“What teachers call you when they don’t want to say you are a dumbass.”

8 ) Car you drive?: Sedan

“Town in (North)Eastern France were France got pwned badly by Germany on September 1st 1870.”

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?: Contractor

“Someone who doesn’t have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.”

10) Your occupation?: Reporter

“The “Reporter” (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o’clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The “Report” time varies per person.”

I am tagging Ottermatic, Lisa, Deniselle, Lindsay and Thoughtracer.

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